Ronald 2

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1 And it was to happen one day while on my way to the congregation.

2 I took a shortcut through the forest, hoping to arrive at my destination more quickly.

3 Upon the path I saw an apple tree, and thought to partake of it.

4 As I reached up for an apple, I realized then that they were out of season, seeing upon the tree no good apples.

5 I prayed to Enyo that I might have a nice, fresh apple.

6 Nothing happened immediately, and so it was not.

7 And so I gave up wanting a fresh apple, and turned around.

8 I turned around and walked away, heading back on the path.

9 Before I could reach the path, I was suddenly struck upon the head, and fell unconscious.

10 Verily was it good that my followers came to look for me.

11 They saw me upon the ground, and took to awake me.

12 After a few attempts, I awoke.

13 They asked of me what transpired, and I told them, saying,

14 "Enyo gives to her followers what is asked;

15 If you pray, it will be given, if your heart is pure and Enyo deems it so,

16 And thus I was given the fresh apple, fallen from the tree upon my head, that I so dearly sought.

17 Let this be a lesson to pray for what you want and you shall receive it."

18 "Really?" one of them asked.

19 "Of course not," I replied.

20 "And if I find the asshole that threw this rotten apple at me, I'm going to kick his ass."

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